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APPLE CEO TIM COOK SUSPENDED WITHOUT PAY

Following the company’s recent executive board meeting, Apple's Chief Executive Officer, Tim Cook, has been suspended indefinitely without pay. While...

CLARKSON UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATION APPROVES OF ARAMARK’S BID TO BUILD A CHICK-FIL-A INSIDE CHEEL ARENA

POTSDAM, NY - Clarkson administration approved of a bid yesterday for Aramark to place a Chick-fil-A inside of Cheel Arena, where...

POPE ANNOUNCES THAT COOL BLUE GATORADE IS THE NEW BLOOD OF CHRIST

Vatican City, Rome – Today the Pope made a special announcement that rocked the world: “Cool Blue Gatorade is the NEW...

TED CRUZ DENIES HAND HOLDING ALLEGATIONS

In a follow up to February’s article Ted Cruz has issued a public statement as follows: “I would like to...

THREE AIRPORT JAILS I GAVE A 0/5 ON YELP

I’ve travelled a lot in my 5 and ½ years in college, -at least 100 different airports around the country...