TED CRUZ DENIES HAND HOLDING ALLEGATIONS

In a follow up to February’s article Ted Cruz has issued a public statement as follows:

“I would like to deny the reports that I have any erotic videos on my computer, especially videos that contains footage of two unmarried people holding hands. Any reports of such erotic material on my computer have been greatly exaggerated or are outright false.”

This is in response to a report from the Onion that Ted Cruz’s browser history includes PornHub videos of people holding hands, including interracial couples holding hands.

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